Welcome to EUPHORIA!
“From the start it has been the theatre’s business to entertain people . . . it needs no other passport than fun.”
~ Bertolt Brecht
“Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow.”
~ Oscar Wilde
“It was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life . . .
comedy.”
~ Neil Simon
“Homosexuality is god's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children.”
~ Sam Austin
“The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.”
~ Alvin Barkley
”The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius.”
~ Sid Caesar
“I go to the theatre to be entertained. I don't want to see plays about rape, sodomy and drug addiction. I can get all that at home.”
~ Peter Cook
“It is a hopeless endeavor to attract people to a theatre unless they can be first brought to believe that they will never get in.”
~ Charles Dickens
“If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.”
~ Tina Fey
“Very few people go to the doctor when they have a cold, they go to the theatre instead.”
~ W. Boyd Gatewood
“Working in the theatre has a lot in common with unemployment.”
~ Arthur Gingold
“There was scattered laughter in the rear of the theatre, leading to the belief that somebody was telling jokes back there.”
~ George S. Kaufman
“What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making
them puke.”
~ Steve Martin
“Opening night is the night before the play is ready to open.”
~ George Jean Nathan
“When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh
at him.”
~ Thomas Szasz
“Humor is a reminder that no matter how high the throne one sits on, one sits on one’s botton.”
~ Taki
“The play was a great success, but the audience was a disaster.”
~ Oscar Wilde
“If time and space are curved, where do all of the straight people come from?”
~ Author Unknown
“In the end, everything is a gag.”
~ Charlie Chaplin
~ Bertolt Brecht
“Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow.”
~ Oscar Wilde
“It was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life . . .
comedy.”
~ Neil Simon
“Homosexuality is god's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children.”
~ Sam Austin
“The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.”
~ Alvin Barkley
”The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius.”
~ Sid Caesar
“I go to the theatre to be entertained. I don't want to see plays about rape, sodomy and drug addiction. I can get all that at home.”
~ Peter Cook
“It is a hopeless endeavor to attract people to a theatre unless they can be first brought to believe that they will never get in.”
~ Charles Dickens
“If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.”
~ Tina Fey
“Very few people go to the doctor when they have a cold, they go to the theatre instead.”
~ W. Boyd Gatewood
“Working in the theatre has a lot in common with unemployment.”
~ Arthur Gingold
“There was scattered laughter in the rear of the theatre, leading to the belief that somebody was telling jokes back there.”
~ George S. Kaufman
“What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making
them puke.”
~ Steve Martin
“Opening night is the night before the play is ready to open.”
~ George Jean Nathan
“When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh
at him.”
~ Thomas Szasz
“Humor is a reminder that no matter how high the throne one sits on, one sits on one’s botton.”
~ Taki
“The play was a great success, but the audience was a disaster.”
~ Oscar Wilde
“If time and space are curved, where do all of the straight people come from?”
~ Author Unknown
“In the end, everything is a gag.”
~ Charlie Chaplin